Here’s what you’ll need:
3 Chasers – They will use lacrosse sticks to throw/convey the quaffle through hula-hoop goals suspended from a soccer goal frame.
2 Beaters – They will have brooms to push budgers (not-well-inflated volleyballs) at opponents to temporarily remove them from action.
1 Goalie – He will have a pad-covered lacrosse goalie stick to block the goals from penetration. Think of him as your safety monitor.
1 Snatcher – Will have a pool-noodle-finger with which to finger the snatch. This is only metaphorical as no real snatches will be touched.
Each member must wear sturdy (preferably lace-up) shoes. You will be running and lots of people will not be paying attention to where they are going. Toes are likely to get stepped on. NO BARE FEET, FLIP-FLOPS, OR SANDALS!
Each member must wear a shirt. We don’t care what kind of shirt – as long as you can pin a fabric team-tag to the front and back. If you want to have matching shirts to show team spirit, great, but that’s not necessary.
We have spaces for only FOUR teams. Sign-ups will be held Saturday morning and the event will run Sunday morning. The first four teams to sign up will play. If your team is on a ride, you may designate a representative to submit team member names/positions and retrieve your packet. Practice times may be arranged Saturday afternoon, though availability may be limited.
All teams should report to the Quit-Itch Pitch (lower field soccer field) at the appointed time. Certificates will be presented to each player at closing ceremonies.
PLEASE REMEMBER: This is a game and a friendly competition. Many players may not be especially athletic (and may still be hung over). Unnecessarily aggressive playing may be cause for ejaculation from the game.