So you wanna form a Quit-Itch team?

Here’s what you’ll need:

3 ChasersThey will use lacrosse sticks to throw/convey the quaffle through hula-hoop goals suspended from a soccer goal frame.

2 BeatersThey will have brooms to push budgers (not-well-inflated volleyballs) at opponents to temporarily remove them from action.

1 GoalieHe will have a pad-covered lacrosse goalie stick to block the goals from penetration.  Think of him as your safety monitor.

1 SnatcherWill have a pool-noodle-finger with which to finger the snatch.  This is only metaphorical as no real snatches will be touched.


Each member must wear sturdy (preferably lace-up) shoes.  You will be running and lots of people will not be paying attention to where they are going.  Toes are likely to get stepped on.  NO BARE FEET, FLIP-FLOPS, OR SANDALS!

Each member must wear a shirt.  We don’t care what kind of shirt – as long as you can pin a fabric team-tag to the front and back.  If you want to have matching shirts to show team spirit, great, but that’s not necessary.

We have spaces for only FOUR teams.  Sign-ups will be held Saturday morning and the event will run Sunday morning.  The first four teams to sign up will play.  If your team is on a ride, you may designate a representative to submit team member names/positions and retrieve your packet.  Practice times may be arranged Saturday afternoon, though availability may be limited.

 All teams should report to the Quit-Itch Pitch (lower field soccer field) at the appointed time.  Certificates will be presented to each player at closing ceremonies.

PLEASE REMEMBER:  This is a game and a friendly competition.  Many players may not be especially athletic (and may still be hung over).  Unnecessarily aggressive playing may be cause for ejaculation from the game.

Be sure to read the guidelines on playing Quit-Itch…